Ridin' the Roomba

Probably one of the highlights of my life: I got to ride on our new Roomba!  It was pretty freaking fantastic, if I do say so myself.  Who doesn't like their own personal motorized vehicle?!  Nevermind I'm at its driving mercy and have no control...but whatevs.  It's amazing!  I'm sure I'll be ridin' it again soooooon!

Test Subject

So my mom decided to take MORE 'newborn' pictures of me (remember back to June when she did this before?!!) and I have concluded that I am just a glorified test subject for her photography habit.

I mean, COME ON.  I am not a newborn (I'm almost 12!!) and I'm a DOG!  This is crazy sauce.

BUTTTTT, I will say, I make a darn good model, regardless of my age or breed, amiright?!!

See?!  I even gave in and smiled for a picture.

But eventually I was OVER IT and just put my paw over my face and went to sleep, because that's what I do best.

Maybe mom should do these same pics with my new human sibling when he/she comes along in a couple months...stay tuned friends :)

SANTAAAAA!!!!

We recently went and visited the jolly ol' big guy in the red suit to get our pictures taken with him!  Unfortunately Rosie was being a sassy diva and having a bit of stranger danger and did not want to sit on Santa's lap...

But Patrick and I happily obliged and we got some great pics with the big guy!  I told him I want several bags of treats, a new dog bed, and like 27 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

We are actually going to see Santa AGAIN next week (something with mom's OCD and HAVING TO HAVE a picture with all 3 of us in it) so hopefully Rosie will cooperate and can join Patrick and I on the big guy's lap for a snap.  We'll be all smiles and hopefully she will too!  Paws crossed!

Mannequin Challenge

So everyone has seen these Mannequin Challenges going around, right?!  Well, yours truly here got mom to film ME doing it and, I must say, I freaking rocked it.

See?!  Stiff as a statue!  And not even those delicious peanut M&Ms could tempt me to move!  I'm the world's most patient dog!  BOW WOW!

GO VOTE!

GO VOTE!

That is all.

Seriously.  Do it American friends.  You have this awesome right given to you -- take advantage!  (I stole mom's sticker for this pic.  YOLO.)

And if you want to write my name in too, I wouldn't be upset.  I love day-long naps, walks in the park, lots and lots of treats, backrubs, and dog fashion, naturally.

VOTE IT UP FRIENDS!  WOOF!

When Mom Tells You...

...snack time is over.

I mean, amiright?!!  Don't our faces say it all?!!  WHO LIKES WHEN THEY'RE TOLD SNACK TIME IS OVER?!  Not me.  And surely not Rosie.  Humph.  Bring our treats back NOW mom or you'll pay later...do you want me to pee on your pillow again?!!

Hello Ladies.

My mom snapped some dashing photos of me last night and this is me formally welcoming all of my lady folk (and men folk too) to this here ol' blog to share some snaps with you.

Patrick gives THE BEST hugs around guys.

So dashing and so radiant, aren't I?!  Personally I'm fond of the black and white ones myself; they add a timeless feel to my already handsome snaps.  I hope you've enjoyed these!   More over here at my mom's photog blog if you're interested.

Happy Friday!

BOW WOW.  A Friday sexy pose for ya.  Have a good one friends!

B-E-A-UTIFUL.

Oh nothing much new around these parts, except I had to share some recent snaps with you all.

First off, how freaking dashing do I look in these sunnies?!  And THEY MATCH MY COLLAR!  Bow wow, amiright?!!

So Rosie got a haul of new clothes from her {read: mom's} favorite store, June & January.  Of course Ro was gone the day they came at a sleepover at grandma's, so guess who got suckered in to trying on her new duds?!  Yep.  Moi.

Now, I will say that I look positively radiant in these clothes, because, anything I wear looks fancy dancy on me.  However, I have to add this: DOES MOM FORGET THAT I'M A BOY?!!  BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS PUTS ME IN GIRL CLOTHES!  EVEN BOW CLIPS!  So much eyerollin' for my mom these days, I can't even keep track.  I'm sure it's her unique little way of showing that she loves me, right?!  RIGHT!!!?!!

That Golden Hour Looks So Good on Me.

Okay guys.  So my mom got a new camera lens (which is the size of me, no joke) and, I will say, she makes me look darn good with it.

Bow-freaking-wow, amiright?!!  Seriously, that golden hour setting sun is like music to my reddish brown fur and just makes me emanate  pure radiance.

My mom also took a bunch of pics last weekend for some other people with her new lens but that's not important because I was not in any of them.

I just thought I'd share these snaps with you so you could appreciate with me how freaking dashing I look.  Also.  If anyone is looking for a dog model, give me a shout.  I'm available.

It's Me! I'm the Door Art!!!

Short and sweet post for ya...but I just had to brag: check out our new door art!  And!  You guys!  It's MEEEEE!!!!!  I'm hangin' on our front door to greet everyone who comes to visit us me!  How sweet is that?!!

My mom had this made for our my house and it's the coolest thing ever.  If you want one too, I'm sure you can drop her an email and she'll be happy to hook you up with the fancy pants who crafted this amazingness.

Did I mention my bows are interchangeable?!!  I can look fancy ALL YEAR ROUND for all occasions!  BOW WOW!

Fancy Pants

I mean, there's no other word for us other than we're a bunch of fancy pants, amiright!?!  I can't help it -- we look freaking fabulous in sunglasses and I'm so glad my mom exploits snaps pics of us as much as she can when we're wearing them.

Also!  I busted out my {read: Rosie's} June & January ice cream dress again and paired them with my sunnies and bow clip {read: adorable} and again FANCY PANTS.  I can't help it guys, I'm just fabulous!

I am going to the spa later this week to get my hair and nails done, so hopefully that'll just add to my fanciness in the coming days...stay tuned friends.

Cool Cats --errrr, I mean DOGS.

I mean, if we're not the coolest cats dogs around, I don't know who is!  I love that my younger siblings share my love for a good pair of sunnies, and that they're finally old enough to keep the darn things on their heads so mom can snap a pic of us lookin' super fly.

Stay cool my friends, cats included!

Ice Cream!!!!

I mean, how freaking adorable do we look in our ice cream dresses?!!  Spoiler: they're from our fave store June & January but you can't get them anymore except on the BST (whatever that is) and pay a small fortune for them.  Glad mom was able to snag them for us!

We gave mom one good smile and then we were back to our natural #nope state...cause, #OVERIT we were.

I know I'm a dude, but I sure make this pink ice cream look fineeeeeeee, amiright?!!  Of course I am.

Pooches in the Ballpark

YOU GUYS!!!!!  GUESS WHAT?!!  I got to go to Pooches in the Ballpark at the Cardinals game on Saturday and it was the BEST DAY EVER!!!!

I won't give you a play-by-play because I think the pics speak for themselves but it was SO MUCH FUN!  I had a blast in my costume and I got oodles of new followers (hiiiiiii to any new friends out there!!) and to top it off my mom and I made the Jumbotron at the game!  It was awesome!

My bestie Beanie (okay, real name Braxton but I call him Beanie) came with me and we had so much fun together -- he's just the bestest friend a pup could have!

SEE?!!  We made the jumbotron!

OHHHH! And how cool is this?!  Purina posted me on their Instagram feed!  What an awesome way to end the day, huh?!!

BEST.DAY.EVER.