First off, how freaking dashing do I look in these sunnies?! And THEY MATCH MY COLLAR! Bow wow, amiright?!!
Now, I will say that I look positively radiant in these clothes, because, anything I wear looks fancy dancy on me. However, I have to add this: DOES MOM FORGET THAT I'M A BOY?!! BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS PUTS ME IN GIRL CLOTHES! EVEN BOW CLIPS! So much eyerollin' for my mom these days, I can't even keep track. I'm sure it's her unique little way of showing that she loves me, right?! RIGHT!!!?!!