DID SOMEONE SAY DONUTS?!!

Someone did, but it wasn't me. WHAT.A.TEASE. Amiright?!!

World's most patient dog right here!  Someone really go send me a donut to reward me for my cooperative efforts, cause all I got was a dry dog biscuit after this, which, in comparison to a delicious fried iced concoction, as show above, SUCKS.

My Memes

Dudes.  I know I'm biased, but I come up with the FUNNIEST memes out there.  Seriously, try not to giggle at these...and feel free to go here and grab any memes you think are haaaaaa-larious, save 'em, and share 'em.  Just give your boy Scoots here a shout out if you do.

What's My Color?

In all seriousness, which is my color?!  Help me decide and vote below!  I wanna know!  I mean, if I'm gonna be forced to wear clothes (June & January clothes at that, which are all the rage right now), I might as well wear the ones that make me look the best, amiright?!  RIGHT.

What color playsuit looks best on me?

1 - Soft Mint

2 - Bubblegum

3 - Marigold

4 - Wasabi

5 - Grapefruit

6 - Cobalt

my iq

Where's My Helmet?!

Do you see this?! ^^^ I feel like I should be the one wearing the helmet.  His walking practices (or more like running) are down-right dangerous.

Cinco de Mayo

Happy Cinco de Mayo friends!  I've decided to share with you some of my favorite -- and oh-so-festive -- snaps to commemorate this glorious day.

Bacon margaritas is where it is at.  So tasty.  So refreshing.

Hope you're having a wonderful day...I'm off to continue my birthday with a bacon coma and a nice relaxing stroll into the living room to wizz.  YOLO.

IT IS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY!!!!!

YOU GUYS! I'm ELEVEN YEARS OLD today! And, truthfully, I don't look a day over six, right?! RIGHT. Happy birthday to meeeeeee!!! I'm gonna go eat a tray of bacon and poop in the living room to celebrate.

YOLO!

Guys, YOLO, right?!  #sleepthedayaway

Another Day, Another Outfit. #eyeroll

Exploitation at its finest, huh?!

I swear my mom is gonna pay DEARLY someday for this.  Seriously.  She was all "OMGGGGGG Scooter you made June & January's Instagram feed!!!" And I'm over here like 🙄🙄🙄 just trying to snatch the leftover ribs off the dining room table.  

I mean, I should probably start charging HER to take these since I'm the one being humiliated, right?!! I.am.a.dog. Dogs don't wear clothes, especially ones meant for girls. #eyeroll #someonehelpmeplease