The Latest Humiliations.

Guys, my mom has lost it.  Seriously.  But we knew this already...cause remember this post???!

Anyways, I thought I'd share with you today on this fine Friday some recent humiliations and exploitations she's done.  I mean, I think she thinks they're adorable and funny but me?!  My face pretty much says it all: NOPE.  No they are not.  #eyeroll

Mom decided to recreate Annie's newborn pics when she was 10 weeks old and tossed me in for good measure and NOPE.  Couldn't even look at the camera.

This one wasn't too bad.  I didn't have any clothes or bows on at least.

Annie agreed with me on this one...just diapers = NO WAY JOSE.

This was our Earth Day pic.  I don't know why Patrick got to be in shorts and I had to be in a diaper.  I'm freaking potty trained (well, mostly...) too you know!

Andddddd guess who was NOT thrilled about a pajama party?! THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.

I will admit, this was kinda comfy.  And mmmmm.  Donuts.

Mom wrote a review for her Spectra S2 breastpump and of course used me as click bait for the pic.  I cannot roll my eyes enough at her.

Aren't these great?!  NOT.  Mom thinks they are but me?!  Not so much.  I'm not smiling for a reason in them.

Brothers. And Besties.

The weather has been just perfect lately in STL (and I'm totally jinxing it cause now it'll start getting super hot and icky out.  UGHHH.) and my favorite brother and I have gotten to spend a LOT of time outside!

Well, wouldn't ya know it, mom had her camera one night recently when we were outside during 'that golden hour' time and she got a few snaps of Patrick and I...

Holy cats!  Did she ever get some great snaps! I love how these turned out so much!  Patrick and I are BFFs and we have to stick together to make sure the girls don't overtake the house any more than they already are...but yeah, these pictures totally show what besties we are and I love having him as my bro! WOOF!!!

Professional Model

Guys, do you know you're following a professional model?!

Yes, yours truly is a model.  I mean, I'm still waiting for that BIG BREAK, but mom posts me all over her photography website so I guess you could say it's getting kinda serious.

Just like a lion.  So regal in the grass. ROARRRRR!

I kinda sorta blend in with the floor.

I look really REALLY good in black and white, amiright?!!

 I mean, mom takes a gajillion pics of me and my brothers and sisters, which I adore, but it is SO NICE sometimes to be a solo professional model and get some snaps of JUST ME, you know?!  The camera LOOOOOOVES ME!

Hold My Paw, Won't You?

Wow friends, it's been a HOT MINUTE since I last posted...oops.  I've just been SO BUSY with all of my napping and eating I've been doing I haven't found a minute to post.  BUT!  Fear not! I'm back and got a great share for you today.

It's no secret 'round these parts that mom likes to humiliate exploit show me off.  Well, her most recent snap is no exception: Annie and I were lookin' fancy dancy in our matching June & January tank bodysuits and OMG, she grabbed my paw!

Literally out of nowhere she grabbed it and I loved it so.  I mean, she's tied for my current favorite sister but this hand paw holding she initiated may have sent her into first place!  I die.  I love her so.

So mom posted those pics on social media (as did I!) and I woke up to finding ^^^^ this gem my friend did of me!  How cool is that?!  I hope mom can get him to send me a big size of that so we can get it printed and hung about my cage.  WOOF!  How cool would that be?!!

My New Sister!

I'm so sorry I've been MIA around the blog lately -- things have been super busy at my house and it's hard to find time in my busy sleeping schedule to compose a blog post!

BUT!  Lucky you!  I'm here today and wanted to share some pics with you of my new baby sister Annie!!! She was born on the last day of January (she's almost 5 weeks old now!) and I just love her so much!  Much like my brother Patrick and other sister Rosie, I've taken to her so well and love that she appreciates a good all-day nap and screaming when she wants something (barking works well in my case).

And does this surprise you?!  We even like dressing the same in our favorite June & January attire!  We are so fancy, aren't we?!

Anyways, I hope you've enjoyed these snaps of me and my new sissy Annie!  I'm sure I'll have lots more to share soon...you know, whenever I can motivate myself out of my deep slumbers to post again.

Ridin' the Roomba

Probably one of the highlights of my life: I got to ride on our new Roomba!  It was pretty freaking fantastic, if I do say so myself.  Who doesn't like their own personal motorized vehicle?!  Nevermind I'm at its driving mercy and have no control...but whatevs.  It's amazing!  I'm sure I'll be ridin' it again soooooon!

Test Subject

So my mom decided to take MORE 'newborn' pictures of me (remember back to June when she did this before?!!) and I have concluded that I am just a glorified test subject for her photography habit.

I mean, COME ON.  I am not a newborn (I'm almost 12!!) and I'm a DOG!  This is crazy sauce.

BUTTTTT, I will say, I make a darn good model, regardless of my age or breed, amiright?!!

See?!  I even gave in and smiled for a picture.

But eventually I was OVER IT and just put my paw over my face and went to sleep, because that's what I do best.

Maybe mom should do these same pics with my new human sibling when he/she comes along in a couple months...stay tuned friends :)