The Latest Humiliations.

Guys, my mom has lost it.  Seriously.  But we knew this already...cause remember this post???!

Anyways, I thought I'd share with you today on this fine Friday some recent humiliations and exploitations she's done.  I mean, I think she thinks they're adorable and funny but me?!  My face pretty much says it all: NOPE.  No they are not.  #eyeroll

Mom decided to recreate Annie's newborn pics when she was 10 weeks old and tossed me in for good measure and NOPE.  Couldn't even look at the camera.

This one wasn't too bad.  I didn't have any clothes or bows on at least.

Annie agreed with me on this one...just diapers = NO WAY JOSE.

This was our Earth Day pic.  I don't know why Patrick got to be in shorts and I had to be in a diaper.  I'm freaking potty trained (well, mostly...) too you know!

Andddddd guess who was NOT thrilled about a pajama party?! THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.

I will admit, this was kinda comfy.  And mmmmm.  Donuts.

Mom wrote a review for her Spectra S2 breastpump and of course used me as click bait for the pic.  I cannot roll my eyes enough at her.

Aren't these great?!  NOT.  Mom thinks they are but me?!  Not so much.  I'm not smiling for a reason in them.

When Mom Tells You...

...snack time is over.

I mean, amiright?!!  Don't our faces say it all?!!  WHO LIKES WHEN THEY'RE TOLD SNACK TIME IS OVER?!  Not me.  And surely not Rosie.  Humph.  Bring our treats back NOW mom or you'll pay later...do you want me to pee on your pillow again?!!

Fancy Pants

I mean, there's no other word for us other than we're a bunch of fancy pants, amiright!?!  I can't help it -- we look freaking fabulous in sunglasses and I'm so glad my mom exploits snaps pics of us as much as she can when we're wearing them.

Also!  I busted out my {read: Rosie's} June & January ice cream dress again and paired them with my sunnies and bow clip {read: adorable} and again FANCY PANTS.  I can't help it guys, I'm just fabulous!

I am going to the spa later this week to get my hair and nails done, so hopefully that'll just add to my fanciness in the coming days...stay tuned friends.

Cool Cats --errrr, I mean DOGS.

I mean, if we're not the coolest cats dogs around, I don't know who is!  I love that my younger siblings share my love for a good pair of sunnies, and that they're finally old enough to keep the darn things on their heads so mom can snap a pic of us lookin' super fly.

Stay cool my friends, cats included!

Ice Cream!!!!

I mean, how freaking adorable do we look in our ice cream dresses?!!  Spoiler: they're from our fave store June & January but you can't get them anymore except on the BST (whatever that is) and pay a small fortune for them.  Glad mom was able to snag them for us!

We gave mom one good smile and then we were back to our natural #nope state...cause, #OVERIT we were.

I know I'm a dude, but I sure make this pink ice cream look fineeeeeeee, amiright?!!  Of course I am.

Doggie Paddlin'

We have a backyard pool.  It's 100% hoosier.  And no, not the Hoosier like from Indiana, like this STL meaning.

Anyways, my mom geniusly thought it was a good idea to toss yours truly in the pool today.  Although this isn't my first dip in a pool, I'm hoping it is my last.  Just cause I'm a dog and can paddle, does NOT mean I like to doggie paddle.  I prefer my dainty little paws to be on solid DRY ground.  Always.

Rosie loved swimming but not moi.  I spent the entire time trying to get myself OUT of the pool and dry.  I AM A DOG NOT A FISH.

Anyways, enjoy these pics of me being miserable in a pool not meant for canines.  I hope mom enjoys the large amount of whizzle I left in there too.

This Is My Life.

Do I really need to even caption these pictures?!  They explain themselves.  I sleep, and someone comes along in a fit of giggles, sitting on my throne, trying to wake me up (spoiler: it worked.  My eyes were open)...and then somehow I get tossed on the top of the boy pyramid and am like how did I get here? and am holding on for dear life before, SO HIGH UP WAS I.

Please tell me I'm not alone in this -- there has to be other beloved furbabies out there who also live this kind of ridiculousness, amiright?!

Who Wore It Better?

No question, I did. Amiright?!!! Of course, Scooter is always right.

(Playsuit courtesy of June & January)